Songs of Otan

Always just Kobolds === 

(to the tune of She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel)

They smell pretty bad from what we've been reading.
They'll callously cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
Some say they're squishy and call them Ungir.
But I can't concur cause they're always just Kobolds to me.

Ooooooohhh, they take care of themselves, they'll steal what they want, they're agents of strife.
Ooooooohhh and they never give up, and they never give in, they just fuck up your life.

They're frequently rude and they're suddenly cruel.
They do as they please, they're just really big tools.
And they can't be convicted, they spit and they drool.
The most they will do is throw daggers at you but they're always just Kobolds to me.

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Where there's adventure, there are songs! Where there's sea, there are shanties! Where there's wine, there are whores!

OLE CHARLOTTE

- sung by Dirti Nellie

"Charlotte the Harlot lay dying, a pisspot supporting her head, Surrounded by six horny sailors, she rolled on her left tit and said, "I've been fucked by the Dwarvies and Grendals, I've been fucked by the Elves and the Pews, Now I've come over here to Otan to be fucked by bastards like you. So out with your dirty old organs, and gimme the juice of your nuts. Out with your dirty old organs and I'll tattoo my name on your guts."

DE BASTARD

- sung by Capt'in Crunch

"Dear dirty Otan in the pouring rain I wish to Woden I was back on the sea again Though that belongs to the world of never will be There was never a wilder bastard than me on the sea"

IT ITCHEZ

- sung by Dirti Nellie

“There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comments arose On the state of her clothes, She replied, “When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez.”