Songs of Otan

Always just Kobolds to me

(to the tune of Billy Joel's Always a woman)

They smell pretty bad from what we've been reading.
They'll purposely cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
Some say they're squishy and calls them Ungir.
But I can't concur cause they're always just Kobolds to me.

Ooooooohhh, they take care of themselves, they'll steal what they want, they're don't care if you die.
Ooooooohhh and they never give up, and they never give in, they just fuck up your life.

They're frequently rude and they're suddenly cruel.
They do as they please, they're really big tools.
And they can't be convicted, they need to be burned.
And the most they will do is throw daggers at you but they're always just Kobolds to me.