Obsidian's Afterlife Experience
After a horiffic burning experience, Obsidian finds himself waking up in a bed, a very squishy, very comfortable bed. It is difficult to move, but Obsidian manages to get out of the bed to examine the room. Soft light, smooth walls and floors and several other beds, all unoccupied.
The sky is on the wall. How the fuck is the sky on the wall? Obsidian wonders. As Obsidian looks out into the sky, a man approaches quickly from behind him. The uniformed man, golden haired with a striking physique and a beauty that seems to exceed what is possible for a human gently chides Obsidian.
"You're on the wrong side of town buckaroo," he says.
Then man led Obsidian back to his bed, gently, but firmly helped him back into the gentle softness while a similarly beautiful woman entered the room and rushed to assist the man.
The man directed, "Let's get him plugged back to the Omni!"
"What happened, did he die?" She asked.
"It looks like it... checking..."
"Why didn't he recyc?" She asked before the man could finish checking.
"I told you I'm checking... Oh shit, he was next to a Ylem source!"
The woman shone a light into Obsidian's eyes while pulling up his eyelids.
"Sonofabich!" Said the man. "OK. Give him 5 more minutes on the Omni TOPS! If he's not back in the queue flush him."
The woman turned to reassure Obsidian while the man ran out of the room.
