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They smell pretty bad from what we've been reading.<br> | They smell pretty bad from what we've been reading.<br> | ||
Revision as of 14:31, 10 June 2021
Where there's adventure, there are songs!
Where there's sea, there are shanties!
Where there's wine, there are whores!
Always just Kobolds
(to the tune of She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel sung by Dirti Nelli)
They smell pretty bad from what we've been reading.
They'll callously cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.
Some say they're squishy and call them Ungir.
But I can't concur cause they're always just Kobolds to me.
Ooooooohhh, they take care of themselves, they'll steal what they want, they're agents of strife.
Ooooooohhh and they never give up, and they never give in, they just fuck up your life.
They're frequently rude and they're suddenly cruel.
They do as they please, they're just really big tools.
And they can't be convicted, they spit and they drool.
The most they will do is throw daggers at you but they're always just Kobolds to me.
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