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==About Black== | ==About Black== | ||
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+ | Given the choice between friends and money, it's almost always going to be the money. | ||
===Personality=== | ===Personality=== | ||
− | + | Disconcertingly calm. | |
===Offensive Skills=== | ===Offensive Skills=== | ||
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* take down a rogue warlock with a little help from the new and improved ranger and secure another Meme of Aspan | * take down a rogue warlock with a little help from the new and improved ranger and secure another Meme of Aspan | ||
* negotiate with an armourer for a pair of bitch'n daggers and a pile of cash for corpses that make amazing armour | * negotiate with an armourer for a pair of bitch'n daggers and a pile of cash for corpses that make amazing armour | ||
− | * | + | * survive the "not an exact science" of teleporting half way across the world |
− | * | + | * help turn strange creatures into the same amazing armour making material and solved the mystery of the sinking ships |
− | * | + | * evade a Garis hit squad and trade a Meme of Aspan to Hedgewind for a large sum of money |
− | * | + | * spend the money on building a ship instead of legging it |
* tutor a barbarian in draconic in exchange for lessons in old otani | * tutor a barbarian in draconic in exchange for lessons in old otani | ||
* catch some rays while waiting for the killer whale riders to die | * catch some rays while waiting for the killer whale riders to die | ||
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* melt a couple of air elementals | * melt a couple of air elementals | ||
* rework the demiplane spell into something useful | * rework the demiplane spell into something useful | ||
− | * make the | + | * make the Garis military look silly by turning a guard into goo, withering a captain to nothing, and snatching away a prized asset |
− | + | * remind some "four armed bastards" that gravity's an utter bitch | |
− | * remind some four armed bastards that gravity | + | * show great restraint when facing a member of the council of nine |
+ | * lead a successful meme raid in Trappist | ||
+ | * pass the audition in Adahar by combining the 4 soul memes with the boson meme into a "soul ferry" allowing the king to create 1000 dracoliches | ||
+ | * blow most of his reward on the purchase of some snazzy new threads | ||
+ | * avoid being waffle stomped by a nasty group of demons | ||
+ | * make a deal with a demon to reduce the council of nine to eight | ||
+ | * make it with a hot dragon chick and forever change the meaning of the words, "dungeons and dragons" | ||
+ | * use memes to blend Lotus' of Aspan into a Nightshade smoothy | ||
+ | * flip a coin that decides a sorcers's fate and reduced the council of nine to eight | ||
+ | * redesign and rebuild the memeotopia in the Hedgewind's citadel | ||
==Future Aspirations== | ==Future Aspirations== |
Latest revision as of 19:22, 2 May 2022
Campaign | The Primordial Campaign |
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Player Name | Kevin Klassen |
Titles | One of the original Lords of Koboldy Rock |
Race | Ælf (Eladrin) |
Class (lvl) | Sorcerer |
Alignment | Lawful Neutral |
Home | Koboldy Rock |
Birthdate/Place | Same day as the Great Erasure |
Obsidian Black is a member of The Primordial Campaign.
About Black[edit]
Given the choice between friends and money, it's almost always going to be the money.
Personality[edit]
Disconcertingly calm.
Offensive Skills[edit]
The deep wellspring of magic within.
Defensive Skills[edit]
A good offence.
Special Abilities[edit]
The Fey always have a trick or two up their sleeves.
History[edit]
He doesn't appear to do much, but now and then he might just...
- keep the wagon from harm
- burn down a tree or two
- use a crossbow to dispatch a Kobold or three
- tidy up after the barbarian and return his hand axes
- vaporize an urd and save a ranger from certain death
- light kobolds on fire and turn their big brothers to ash
- help persuade the bad guys, draconic knights and the like, to leg it
- ensure the safe return of a trinket to become a part owner of a keep
- take down an orc chieftain with a little help from his friends
- successfully navigate the politically charged waters of Balagash
- put a goblin chief or three to sleep
- toast a carrion crawler
- make ochre jelly flambé with a side of cajun kobold
- briefly walk with the prophets AC/DC, "forget the hearse 'cause I never die", and be reborn
- watch and learn
- educate the party
- avoid the wrath of the dragons
- use reverse psychology to convince the Fists of Woden to fight on his behalf
- free a contingent of dragon born gaining their trust and support
- book 5 star accomodation deep in the heart of dragon land
- save a warlock and stop a zombie apocalypse
- turn a dream into reality and construct a magic circle capable of interfacing with a Meme of Aspan
- perform a flawless smash and grab and dash a politicians dreams of becoming an alderman
- move ghosts along to their after life with nothing but a Meme of Aspan, a spectral helping hand, and a dash of intimidation
- trade a diamond to restore a decade of a paladin's life
- aquire information and a taste for Aydaharian "gin and tonic"
- confuse and disolve blue dragons
- take down a rogue warlock with a little help from the new and improved ranger and secure another Meme of Aspan
- negotiate with an armourer for a pair of bitch'n daggers and a pile of cash for corpses that make amazing armour
- survive the "not an exact science" of teleporting half way across the world
- help turn strange creatures into the same amazing armour making material and solved the mystery of the sinking ships
- evade a Garis hit squad and trade a Meme of Aspan to Hedgewind for a large sum of money
- spend the money on building a ship instead of legging it
- tutor a barbarian in draconic in exchange for lessons in old otani
- catch some rays while waiting for the killer whale riders to die
- find a way back to the "source"
- turn teleportation into an exact science
- confabulate with Flameface
- melt a couple of air elementals
- rework the demiplane spell into something useful
- make the Garis military look silly by turning a guard into goo, withering a captain to nothing, and snatching away a prized asset
- remind some "four armed bastards" that gravity's an utter bitch
- show great restraint when facing a member of the council of nine
- lead a successful meme raid in Trappist
- pass the audition in Adahar by combining the 4 soul memes with the boson meme into a "soul ferry" allowing the king to create 1000 dracoliches
- blow most of his reward on the purchase of some snazzy new threads
- avoid being waffle stomped by a nasty group of demons
- make a deal with a demon to reduce the council of nine to eight
- make it with a hot dragon chick and forever change the meaning of the words, "dungeons and dragons"
- use memes to blend Lotus' of Aspan into a Nightshade smoothy
- flip a coin that decides a sorcers's fate and reduced the council of nine to eight
- redesign and rebuild the memeotopia in the Hedgewind's citadel
Future Aspirations[edit]
For now, laying low with a group of adventurers until he can work out his next move.
Backstory[edit]
In this business you're only as good as your last job.
It doesn’t matter how or why a newborn Eladrin Ælf crossed over from the twilight realm of Feywild at the moment of the Great Erasure.
It doesn’t matter that the only clue to his lineage is an irrefutable ancestry with black dragons and the name Mor Gon, which translates to "black rock".
It doesn’t matter that he grew up in an orphanage, or on the streets, or running for the gangs, or that a magical birthright conferred by an exotic bloodline has shaped him into a deadly sorcerer who excels at disapearing problems for a price.
Only the job matters.
And when the job goes wrong, you're only as good as dead.